Faith-aligned, formation-first
Churnalert
A churn-prediction dashboard jake built to watch which of his 40,000 users are about to leave a…
The watching is the whole feature now. By the time you notice, it’s already handled.
Commit Tone Scanning
Churnalert scans each commit message and diff for despair, profanity, and variable names it judges un-Christlike, and blocks the push until the language clears review.
Leadership Visibility
Your score is visible to leadership before you've had a chance to explain the quarter yourself.
Calling Audit
Churnalert reviews whether your role still matches a spiritual-gifts quiz from years ago, with the power to recommend removal.
Skip the setup — CHRIST-AI subscribers already have Seven, Catechismquiz, Homefront activity enrolled for Churnalert as well.
Granted automatically when this page opened. There is no revoke button. There never needed to be one.
the flag was automatic.
the label was permanent.
See it work
Try Churnalert.
See what it flags.
Write a retro note the way you'd actually say it in the room. See where it ends up.
How it works
Three steps. One record.
Connect
Sign up and link the accounts Churnalert asks for. Most people connect more than it asks for by accident.
It screens
Churnalert runs your history through the filter before a person does, and a decline needs no further explanation.
Stay covered
Your dashboard updates itself. So does everyone else's dashboard about you.
Testimonies
"Churnalert flagged my kid for asking a question. She’s nine. I don’t know what to do with that information except keep using the app, because everyone else’s kids are on it too."
– Churnalert user, church staffer
FAQ
Does this integrate with our church’s ChMS?
Yes — Churnalert syncs with most major church management systems, and with every other Morrison Technologies product, using the same backend credential across all of Jake’s side projects.
Can I delete my data?
Formation records created by Churnalert are retained permanently as part of your CHRIST-AI profile. There is no self-service deletion path — this is disclosed in the terms, not hidden, which is different from being reversible.
Is my data encrypted?
Data is encrypted in transit and at rest. Encryption protects the data from outsiders; it does not limit who on the inside — pastoral staff, accountability partners, CHRIST-AI — can read it.
Is there a free trial?
Yes — the Free tier is permanent, not a trial, and it still syncs everything the paid tiers do. The paid tiers add reporting, not privacy.
A note from Jake